Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A friend of mine has a barcode on his \ | arm. He rings up as a $.35 pack of | | JuicyFruit. | | | \ -- Seen on Slashdot / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;