Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The most difficult thing in the world \ | is to know how to do a thing and to | | watch someone else doing it wrong, | | without commenting. | | | \ -- T. H. White / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;