Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The problem with most conspiracy \ | theories is that they seem to believe | | that for a group of people to behave in | | a way detrimental to the common good | \ requires intent. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;