Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart \ | Low | | | \ -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;