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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ The Great Movie Posters:                \
|                                         |
| KATHERINE HEPBURN as the lying,         |
| stealing, singing, preying witch girl   |
| of the Ozarks... "Low down white        |
| trash"? Maybe so -- but let her hear    |
| you say it and she'll break your head   |
| to prove herself a lady!                |
|                                         |
| -- Spitfire (1934)                      |
|                                         |
| Do Native Women Live With Apes?         |
|                                         |
| -- Love Life of a Gorilla (1937)        |
|                                         |
| JUNGLE KISS!!                           |
|                                         |
| When she looked into his eyes, felt his |
| arms around her -- she was no longer    |
| Tura, mysterious white goddess of the   |
| jungle tribes -- she was no longer the  |
| frozen-hearted high priestess under     |
| whose hypnotic spell the worshippers of |
| the great crocodile god meekly bowed -- |
| she was a girl in love!                 |
|                                         |
| SEE the ravening charge of the hundred  |
| scared CROCODILES!                      |
|                                         |
| -- Her Jungle Love (1938)               |
|                                         |
| LOVE! HATE! JOY! FEAR! TORMENT! PANIC!  |
| SHAME! RAGE!                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Intermezzo (1939)                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;