Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Keep me informed on the behaviour of \ | this kernel.. As the "BugFree(tm)" | | series didn't turn out too well, I'm | | starting a new series called the | | "ItWorksForMe(tm)" series, of which | | this new kernel is yet another shining | | example. | | | | -- Linus, in the announcement for | \ 1.3.29 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;