Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Lank: Here we go. We're about to set a \ | new record. Earl: (to the crowd) How | | about a date? Lank: We've done it. Earl | | has set a new record. Turned down by | | | | 20,000 women. | | | \ -- Lank and Earl / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;