Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Someday we'll look back on this moment \ | and plow into a parked car. | | | \ -- Evan Davis / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;