Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / People say I live in my own little \ | fantasy world... well, at least they | | *know* me there! | | | \ -- D. L. Roth / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;