Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If one cannot enjoy reading a book over \ | and over again, there is no use in | | reading it at all. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;