Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Men occasionally stumble over the \ | truth, but most of them pick themselves | | up and hurry off as if nothing had | | happened. | | | \ -- Winston Churchill / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;