Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * bma_home gropes you"oups, \ | wrong channel" | | quit groping me you know you | | like it. actually, it was | | "grope me baby" touch my son | | and you die, bma ;) gecko-: | \ but your wife is ok? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;