Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When I works, I works hard. When I \ | sits, I sits easy. And when I thinks, I | \ goes to sleep. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;