Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /and those that say: fibre cables \ | have a minimum bend radius and | | | | pull tension? bah! *yank* IT'S | | FIBER YOU FREAKS :P culus, you | | hoser, it's fibre. am I gonna have to | | come over the | | | \ mountains and give you a wedgie? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;