Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I honestly believe that the doctrine \ | of hell was born in the glittering eyes | | of snakes that run in frightful coils | | watching for their prey. I believe it | | was born with the yelping, howling, | | growling and snarling of wild beasts... | | I despise it, I defy it, and I hate | | it." | | | \ -- Robert G. Ingersoll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;