Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We were so poor we couldn't afford a \ | watchdog. If we heard a noise at night, | | we'd bark ourselves. | | | \ -- Crazy Jimmy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;