Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and \ | padded it out with four pairs of tennis | | socks, not my style at all, but that | | was what I was aiming for: If they | | think you're crude, go technical; if | | they think you're technical, go crude. | | I'm a very technical boy. So I decided | | to get as crude as possible. These | | days, though, you have to be pretty | | technical before you can even aspire to | | crudeness. | | | \ -- William Gibson, "Johnny Mnemonic" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;