Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no delight the equal of dread. \ | As long as it is somebody else's. | | | \ -- Clive Barker / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;