Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Squires: \ | | | The most common X generation subgroup | | and the only subgroup given to | | breeding. Squires exist almost | | exclusively in couples and are | | recognizable by their frantic attempts | | to create a semblance of Eisenhower-era | | plenitude in their daily lives in the | | face of exorbitant housing prices and | | two-job life-styles. Squires tend to be | | continually exhausted from their | | voraciously acquisitive pursuit of | | furniture and knickknacks. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;