Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If you are smart enough to know that \ | you're not smart enough to be an | \ Engineer, then you're in Business. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;