Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So \ | I sent them two hammers and a toilet | | seat. | | | \ -- Michael McShane / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;