Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / She can kill all your files; She can \ | freeze with a frown. And a wave of her | | hand brings the whole system down. And | | she works on her code until ten after | | three. She lives like a bat but she's | | always a hacker to me. | | | \ -- Apologies to Billy Joel / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;