Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Gentlemen of the jury," said the \ | defense attorney, now beginning to warm | | to his summation, "the real question | | here before you is, shall this | | beautiful young woman be forced to | | languish away her loveliest years in a | | dark prison cell? Or shall she be set | | free to return to her cozy little | | apartment at 4134 Mountain Ave. -- | | there to spend her lonely, loveless | | hours in her boudoir, lying beside her | \ little Princess phone, 962-7873?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;