Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The trouble with doing something right \ | the first time is that nobody | | appreciates how difficult it was." | | | \ -- Walt West / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;