Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "How many teamsters does it take to \ | screw in a light bulb?" | | | | "FIFTEEN!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH | \ THAT?" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;