Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Westheimer's Discovery: \ | | | A couple of months in the laboratory | | can frequently save a | | | \ couple of hours in the library. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;