Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nothing that's forced can ever be \ | right, If it doesn't come naturally, | | leave it. That's what she said as she | | turned out the light, And we bent our | | backs as slaves of the night, Then she | | lowered her guard and showed me the | | scars She got from trying to fight | | Saying, oh, you'd better believe it. | | [...] Well nothing that's real is ever | | for free And you just have to pay for | | it sometime. She said it before, she | | said it to me, I suppose she believed | | there was nothing to see, But the same | | old four imaginary walls She'd built | | for livin' inside I said oh, you just | | can't mean it. [...] Well nothing | | that's forced can ever be right, If it | | doesn't come naturally, leave it. | | That's what she said as she turned out | | the light, And she may have been wrong, | | and she may have been right, But I woke | | with the frost, and noticed she'd lost | | The veil that covered her eyes, I said | | oh, you can leave it. | | | | -- Al Stewart, "If It Doesn't Come | \ Naturally, Leave It" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;