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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Nothing that's forced can ever be       \
| right, If it doesn't come naturally,    |
| leave it. That's what she said as she   |
| turned out the light, And we bent our   |
| backs as slaves of the night, Then she  |
| lowered her guard and showed me the     |
| scars She got from trying to fight      |
| Saying, oh, you'd better believe it.    |
| [...] Well nothing that's real is ever  |
| for free And you just have to pay for   |
| it sometime. She said it before, she    |
| said it to me, I suppose she believed   |
| there was nothing to see, But the same  |
| old four imaginary walls She'd built    |
| for livin' inside I said oh, you just   |
| can't mean it. [...] Well nothing       |
| that's forced can ever be right, If it  |
| doesn't come naturally, leave it.       |
| That's what she said as she turned out  |
| the light, And she may have been wrong, |
| and she may have been right, But I woke |
| with the frost, and noticed she'd lost  |
| The veil that covered her eyes, I said  |
| oh, you can leave it.                   |
|                                         |
| -- Al Stewart, "If It Doesn't Come      |
\ Naturally, Leave It"                    /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;