Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, \ | putting his thumb into his mouth again, | | and sitting down upon a dead mouse. | | | | "What do you keep that mouse for?" I | | said. "You should either bury it or | | else throw it into the brook." | | | | "Why, it's to measure with!" cried | | Bruno. "How ever would you do a garden | | without one? We make each bed three | | mouses and a half long, and two mouses | | wide." | | | | I stopped him as he was dragging it off | | by the tail to show me how it was | | used... | | | \ -- Lewis Carroll, "Sylvie and Bruno" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;