Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is an old time toast which is \ | golden for its beauty. "When you ascend | | the hill of prosperity may you not meet | | a friend." | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;