Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We gave you an atomic bomb, what do you \ | want, mermaids? | | | | -- I. I. Rabi to the Atomic Energy | \ Commission / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;