Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Love is the only game that is not \ | called on account of darkness. | | | \ -- M. Hirschfield / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;