Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Talking much about oneself can also be \ | a means to conceal oneself. | | | \ -- Friedrich Nietzsche / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;