Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Least Successful Equal Pay \ | Advertisement | | | | In 1976 the European Economic Community | | pointed out to the Irish Government | | that it had not yet implemented the | | agreed sex equality legislation. The | | Dublin Government immediately | | advertised for an equal pay enforcement | | officer. The advertisement offered | | different salary scales for men and | | women. | | | | -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic | \ Failures" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;