Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A man would still do something out of \ | sheer perversity - he would create | | destruction and chaos - just to gain | | his point... and if all this could in | | turn be analyzed and prevented by | | predicting that it would occur, then | | man would deliberately go mad to prove | | his point. | | | | -- Feodor Dostoevsky, "Notes From the | \ Underground" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;