Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Though a program be but three lines \ | long, someday it will have to be | | maintained." | | | \ -- The Tao of Programming / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;