Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Now, it we had this sort of thing: \ | | | yield -a for yield to all traffic | | | | yield -t for yield to trucks | | | | yield -f for yield to people walking | | (yield foot) | | | | yield -d t* for yield on days starting | | with t ...you'd have a lot of dead | | people at intersections, and traffic | | jams you wouldn't believe... | | (Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on | \ the intuitiveness of commands.) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;