Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete \ | successfully in business. Cheat. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;