Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I do not know where to find in any \ | literature, whether ancient or modern, | | any adequate account of that nature | | with which I am acquainted. Mythology | | comes nearest to it of any. | | | \ -- Henry David Thoreau / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;