Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / O slender as a willow-wand! O clearer \ | than clear water! O reed by the living | | pool! Fair river-daughter! O | | spring-time and summer-time, and spring | | again after! O wind on the waterfall, | | and the leaves' laughter! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;