Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The rotter who simpers that he sees no \ | difference between a five-dollar bill | | and a whip deserves to learn the | | difference on his own back -- as, I | | think, he will." | | | | -- Francisco d'Anconia, in Ayn Rand's | \ _Atlas Shrugged_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;