Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /mariab - I am a Debian \ | developer. Red Hat is "the enemy" or | | | | something like that I guess.. Still, | | typecasting RH users as | | | | idiots or their distribution as | | completely broken by default | | | \ is complete and total FUD. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;