Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The problem with any unwritten law is \ | that you don't know where to go to | | erase it. | | | \ -- Glaser and Way / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;