Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I read Playboy for the same reason I \ | read National Geographic. To see the | \ sights I'm never going to visit. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;