Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a \ | microwave oven? I've been watching | \ Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;