Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /i had something that i think was \ | chicken that was coated with a red | | | | paste that seemed to be composed of lye | | based on how much of my | | | | tounge it burned away. our | | friend who is Indian said this is why | | most Indians are thin | | | | and i quote "It doesn't take very much | | of this food to get you | | | \ satisfied enoguh to stop eating." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;