Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If it smells it's chemistry, if it \ | crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work | \ it's physics. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;