Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / We are Pentium of Borg. Division is \ | futile. You will be approximated. | | | \ -- seen in someone's .signature / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;