Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut \ | it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes | | across the floor, Give the core an | | extra tug And the system is going to | | crash. And the system is going to | | crash. Teletypes smashed to bits. | | Mem'ry cards, one and all, Give the | | scopes some nasty hits Toss out halfway | | down the hall And the system is going | | to crash. And the system is going to | | crash. And we've also found Just flip | | one switch When you turn the power | | down, And the lights will cease to | | twitch You turn the disk readers into | | trash. And the tape drives will crumble | | | | in a flash. Oh, it's so much fun, When | | the CPU Now the CPU won't run Can print | | nothing out but "foo," And the system | | is going to crash. The system is going | | to crash. | | | | -- To the tune of "As the Caissons go | \ Rolling Along" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;