Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A man walked into a bar with his \ | alligator and asked the bartender, "Do | | you serve lawyers here?". | | | | "Sure do," replied the bartender. | | | | "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, | \ and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;