Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I've always felt sorry for people that \ | don't drink -- remember, when they wake | | up, that's as good as they're gonna | \ feel all day! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;